When the aliens arrive with their giant intergalactic drill to suck the iron ore out of the core of our planet for their intergalactic smelting factory, our pleas of mercy are heard. They pause what they are doing, and for a few weeks, careful negotiations between the humans and the alien race, who calls themselves "the baybea" are held. It is tentatively agreed that the aliens will instead take the moon, and for now spare the planet. That is, until an alien finds a Youtube video of Republican bobbleheads shrieking "Drill Baby Drill" and misunderstands completely.
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