Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Football vs. Basketball

One of the major reasons TAE loves football over basketball is that basketball is best played by tall people, a group of which I am not a part!

But another reason is that every football team, basically, plays the same number of games around the same time. But with collegiate basketball, you get weird situations where Texas Tech is 6-0 and unranked, while Michigan has only played two games, and is ranked #15 in the AP Top 25.


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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Quote of the Day, Climategate Edition

A commenter writes in reply to this post:
"This issue has become so much like a religion that its followers operate on blind faith. There is nothing you can do to have them look at it from a different perspective let alone change their minds."

I do not worship man-made climate change - I loathe it. But as far as your assumption that I, or any of my co-believers, operate on blind faith, I humbly submit that climate change skeptics do the same. They (while bashing AGW proponents) fail to offer a single explanation for "WHERE IS THE CO2 GOING?" or "CAN YOU MODEL WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN FIFTY YEARS IF WE DON'T CURB EMISSIONS?", they just sit on their high horse and pontificate that AGW arguments are false. I asked one AGW skeptic "if the CO2 humans are producing isn't causing the global warming that occurred for 147 of the last 150 years, then what is?" and she gave me a vague "Earth's cycles," response, but upon pressing her for data...any data...she said "I leave it to the experts."

So I ask you experts; please tell me: the Texas-sized flotilla of trash in the Pacific Ocean: is it negatively affecting the environment? The near-exctinction of several thousand Ocean species due to human sushi consumption: is it negatively affecting the environment? The hole in the ozone due to human use of hair spray and refrigerant: is it negatively affecting the environment? The hunting-to-extinction of most apex predator species on Earth: is it negatively affecting the environment? The millions of gallons of wastewater that manufacturing plants and chemical plants dump directly into the rivers: is it negatively affecting the environment? The tons and tons of artificially produced hormones pumped into the water that scientists have proven turn male fish into female sterile fish: is it negatively affecting the environment? The damming of rivers, then the redistribution of that freshwater into arid regions to produce crops for human consumption, causing animal populations like salmon to face extinction, while inducing dust bowl conditions in areas that do not receive enough water: does it negatively affect the environment? The massive dumping of spilled oil into the Ocean that causes huge numbers of animal deaths (and basically destroys an entire ecosystem): does it negatively affect the environment?

Here's the thing: huge flotillas of plastic trash, dead albatross chicks, huge warehouses of dead bluefin tuna, overpopulated prey species (due to predator loss) eating people's flower gardens, polluted water (and signs warning you to not eat your catch), dead fish, dams, dust storms, dead animals covered in oil...these are all things that climate change skeptics will readily admit are caused by humans, and will also usually admit negatively affect the environment. This is because the climate change skeptics only believe something they can see with their own eyes. But because airborne pollution is invisible and they can't freaking see it, they dismiss it with a wave of their arrogant hand.

You notice there isn't a single climate change skeptic from Tianying, China, because most of the people there are too busy dying from lead poisoning. Nor do you find climate change skeptics in Norilsk, Russia, where it is difficult to see ten feet on a good day.

So no, I don't believe in global warming based on blind faith. I take forty million other examples of humans harming the environment and surmise that CO2 is most likely example 40,000,001.


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Deep Thought on the Large Hadron Collider

Why do "control rooms" always feature computers with four or five monitors hooked to them? Is it really that bourgeois to hit ALT + TAB?


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Deep Thought on Population Control

At a local city park, they are "thinning" the deer herd, which has reached approximately 700 deer over 1,236 acres, or a population density roughly 2 acres/deer. This equals about 86,000 square feet per deer. They are doing this because they feel that a density of deer that high cannot be sustained by the park ecosystem.

The human population density in Lenexa, KS, the town in which the aforementioned park exists, has a population density of 1,266 people per square mile, or roughly 22,000 square feet per person. This is four times denser than the troublesome deer population.

The human population density in New York, New York is about 27,440 people per square mile. This equals about 1,015 square feet per person, or roughly 85 times denser than the local park deer population.

But it is the deer that have thrown the park ecosystem out of balance, and unless thinned are in danger of causing their own demise. And global warming is a myth.


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Monday, November 23, 2009

Coaching Carousel Watch

Here at TAE, we love watching college football coaches promise they'll be dead and buried before they would quit the coaching position they are in and move to another school - and then promptly quit the coaching position they are currently in and move to another school. The poster-boy for this "I am not concerned with truth, only with money" attitude is Rich Rodriguez, who repeatedly promised to not leave West Virginia...and then did so to Michigan (where he has been mediocre).
Other examples include Nick Saban promising to not leave Louisiana State and then doing so to the Miami Dolphins, then saying rumors he was leaving the Dolphins for the University of Alabama was a lie then leaving the Miami Dolphins for the Crimson Tide. Also Bobby Petrino promising to not leave Louisville then leaving Louisville.

So when I see Urban Meyer claim he would "never" leave Florida for Notre Dame, I just sit and wait.

For my part, I predict Charlie Weis will be in Kansas City by next spring, either as the new offensive coordinator of the KC Chiefs, or as the new head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks.


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To Simulate a Cat Brain

Consider me completely unsurprised that IBM was the company that got the DARPA contract to build a cat brain simulator. All too often, DARPA "open" BAA's sound basically like this: "DARPA seeks a contractor to build a Lockheed Fighter Plane, built in Lockheed's factory by Lockheed employees."
This is because companies have people buttering up DARPA employees 24/7 for contracts. One way to do that is to suggest research to DARPA, which they might fund if they find it suitable to DARPA's mission and also quality research with high-risk/high-reward potential.

Anyway, so IBM got tax dollars to build a cat-brain simulator using their supercomputers, and their lead researcher announced last week that they had "10 billion neurons connected by 10 trillion synapses." Ignoring the entire part of this article where other neuroscientists blast the research as a "scam" and a "hoax" let me just make my own criticism: the whole project is occurring in virtual space.

What good does a virtual cat brain inside a building-sized supercomputer do me? The real research is in making brain-mimicking hardware the size of an actual brain. And though my understanding of electronics is low, I believe the problem with that is the non-plasticity of integrated circuit layouts coupled with the low number of junctions between processing units.

My solution: nanobots. Build nanobots with hundreds of legs, each about the size of a neuron. Each nanobot connects to other adjacent nanobots via its legs. Control signals sent to the nanobot can alter the leg connections of that bot (or double/triple/etc the connections between two bots to strengthen the electrical path and lower resistance) leading to memory making pathways. The nanobots don't need their own power supply, they could each contain a radio frequency receiver that would generate power merely by being in contact with radio waves (essentially the way RFID works).

Nanobiomecharobotic neuroengineers: ready, GO!


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Re-publican-diculous

This morning I heard a sound byte of David Obey saying that President Obama must find the billions for any troop surge in Afghanistan before he acts. After a few minutes, my laughter turned into tears.

I at first couldn't remember if Obey was a Republican or a Democrat, and assumed the former, because the Republican party has reached a point where when someone says something completely stupid, and arrogantly hypocritical, I automatically assume they are a Republican. You can understand my shock when I realized Obey was a (D) not an (R).


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